Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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