This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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