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(424): View more from California

You hurt me so bad and it feels so good

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(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

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Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(213): View more from California

whats up tonight?

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Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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(512): View more from Texas

He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.

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