oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I think I sprained my soul last night
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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