No period for spring break; use this wisely.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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