i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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