I cannot find my penis.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
be right there i have to get my cape
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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