I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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