hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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