I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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