exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
