No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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