boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I pour the whiskey from now on
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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