Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My vagina is very pro this idea
His nipple licking is glorious
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