When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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