so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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