I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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