So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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