I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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