If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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