im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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