I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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