when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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