I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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