They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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