we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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