I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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