yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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