i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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