Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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