I cockslap morals
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just pee around me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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