am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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