belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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