she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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