She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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