So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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