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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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