So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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