I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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