we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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