He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
