i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
