I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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