It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Damn victory sex feels great
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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