I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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