can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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