either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I DEMAND FORESKIN
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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