where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
you had me at cake vodka
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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