It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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