I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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