just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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