Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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